he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
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It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
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Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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