yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
I'm at about main and main street
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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