the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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