I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
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They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
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yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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