I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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