you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
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get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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