she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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