If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
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Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
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I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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