I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
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He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
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Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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