when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
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RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
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Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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