Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
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