big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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