Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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