I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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