Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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