2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
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And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
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Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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