every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
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I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
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You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I would fuck him just for his dog
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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