Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
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Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
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I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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