Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
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I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
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Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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