yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
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my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
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I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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