obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
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Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
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It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.