watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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