we have officially mastered the walk of shame
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
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You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
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i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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