you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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