I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
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