Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
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i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
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Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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