She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I'm at about main and main street
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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