last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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