dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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