so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
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Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
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She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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