it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
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Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
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Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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