Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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