I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
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We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
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Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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