dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
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