So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I seem to have left my pride at pride
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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