Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
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