some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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