I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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