So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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