Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
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Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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