ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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