Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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