im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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