I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
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Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
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I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize