I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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