i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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