Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Randomize
