Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
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The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
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I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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