Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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