Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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