She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
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No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
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I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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