we're blogging at a bar
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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