Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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