My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
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He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
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my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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