God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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